WEST PALM BEACH (AP) In what might be considered a major setback for Donald Trump, his entire administration including his White House staff, Cabinet and all Republican Senators and Congressmen, have perished while celebrating on his yacht, the Titanic, off the coast of West Palm Beach, Florida. In a unique, and some might say, coincidental turn of events, the party ship crashed into an iceberg just 45 miles off the coast. Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito and John Roberts also perished in the accident, along with presidential advisor Vladimir Putin.
An immense crowd of over thirty mourners gathered around the White House gate, leaving mementos of roses, Mardi Gras beads and Cheeto-stained tax returns. Meanwhile, the next person in line for the Presidency, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, took the oath of office. "I better find me a Vice-President right quick," she quipped.
In a statement upon hearing the news, Not-The-First-Lady Melania Trump said, "I no know. I stay New York. Barron have school."
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