POTUS is a Goof (apologies to Bock & Harnick)

(to the tune of "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof)


The President's a goof. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little country of America,
you might say every one of us is a goof,
trying to figure out how the hell we got here. It isn't easy.
You may ask, why do we stay here if it's so dangerous?
We stay because America is our home... And how do we keep our freedoms?
That I can tell you in one word... Sedition."

Sedition! Sedition....SEDITION.
Sedition! Sedition....SEDITION.

Because of our sedition, we've kept our freedoms for many, many years.
Here in America we have fights about everything...
left-wing, right-wing, populist, Democrat, Republican.
For instance, we always fight against stupidity and lies, no matter what...
This shows our constant devotion to truth. You may ask, how did this sedition get started?
I'll tell you - I don't know. But it's sedition.
Because of our sedition, we freed ourselves from British tyranny and overturned slavery.

What do you do when POTUS is a danger, doesn't trust a stranger, acts like he's the king?
And how do you stop his threatening and tweeting, do you take a meeting? NO.

Sedition! Sedition....SEDITION.
Sedition! Sedition....SEDITION.

Who must know the way to stop a maniac
From leading us to bomb attack?
Who should see if Russia's planning to cyber-hack,
So we can live and have our country back?

The Congress! The Congress. SEDITION.
The Congress! The Congress. SEDITION.

Those boys of his go in his steps, they never learned a trade.
Both Don and Eric run his business. Damn, that's shitty!

Impeachment! Impeachment. SEDITION.
Impeachment! Impeachment. SEDITION.

Ivanka is a peach.
She is her daddy's girl.
Preparing to take over,
I think I'm gonna hurl!

Corruption! Corruption. SEDITION.
Corruption! Corruption. SEDITION.

And in the circle of our little-handed leader, we have our special types.
For instance, Bannon, the troublemaker...
and Sessions, the bigot.
And most important, our beloved Spicey...
And the rest of us, we get along perfectly well.
Of course, there was the time when they refused a hearing to a SCOTUS nominee,
but that's all settled now. Now we live in simple peace and harmony and..."

(chaos ensues)