Jeff Sessions, explaining away his lie to Congress:
"Sergey? He's Russian? I thought he was from Belarus!?"
"We were just swappin' stories about the Crimson Tide! Can you believe he went to Alabama?"
"I just had to get his meemaw's blini recipe."
"I says to him, "Sergey," I says, "ya gotta cut down on the carbs."
"When you said 'so help you God,' I thought you said 'please help my dog.'"
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