(sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd")
Attend the tale of Donald Trump,
With orange hair and ample rump.
He claimed success as a business man,
But all of his bankruptcies prove that's a scam.
From Donald. From Donald Trump.
The evil user of mean tweets.
He tried to sell us steaks and schools.
He never followed the laws or rules.
He'll run the country into the ground.
We start to think he's too tightly wound.
That's Donald. That's Donald Trump.
The constant user of mean tweets.
Hold that cellphone firm, Donald!
Do your Twitter proud!
Better than your wretched voice when heard out loud!
He'll take the seniors' food away.
He'll build a wall and we'll have to pay.
Before you know, he'll kill the press,
I wonder why we're in such a mess.
It's Donald! It's Donald Trump!
That rotten user of Mean! Tweets!
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